We waited hours for the Samye Ferry and the tedium was broken when our ferry arrived simultaneously with Steven Segal and his entourage. "So, how was Samye?" I shouted over the water, to which he replied "Whoa," followed by a comment that we couldn't understand but felt like he wanted to be left alone. Fair enough. Even the star treatment in Tibet is pretty rough and he looked like he'd had a tough journey already.